My Hilarious Dad--This Week: Signs

Signs in Front of Churches

Life is fragile, handle with prayer.
We're all invited to a heavenly feast but we must R.S.V.P.!
But St. Peter-- what about my civil rights?
Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts'!
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
God doesn't want shares of your life, He wants controlling interest!
His pain is your gain!
WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!
GOD is like Hallmark cards: HE cared enough to send the very best.
"Rapture-- the only way to fly"!
God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest.
For all you do, his blood's for you!
T.G.I.F.-- Thank God I'm Forgiven.
Jesus, don't leave earth without Him!
Christ's return is near-- Don't miss it for the world!
Seven days without prayer makes one weak.
Patience is a virtue which carries a lot of wait.
WARNING! In case of rapture this car will be unmanned.
Get Right or get Left!
Read the bible. It's user-friendly plus we offer tech support here on Sundays
GODISNOWHERE (now read it again)
If your bible is falling apart, chances are your life is staying together.
God's last name is not "Damn - It".
In case of nuclear attack-- the ban on praying in school is lifted.
Don't forget, Judas also left early.
Free Life & Fire Insurance, Inquire with-in.
Lord, help me get up when I fall. I can fall by myself.
Christians are the light of the world, but the switch has to be turned on.
This is a Sign from God.
Wise men still seek Him.
Sleep peacefully, God is awake.

Source:
Andychaps "The Funnies"
andychaps_the-funnies@yahoogroups.com

(It is our practice in The LORD My Dad on Wednesdays to lighten up and post humor or inspiration. We do so to call attention also to the humorous facet of the LORD's character.--SDO)