Wednesday, July 06, 2005

My Hilarious Dad--This Week: A Top Ten



WHY GOD CREATED EVE

10 - GOD was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the Garden because he would not ask for directions.

09 - GOD knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.

08 - GOD knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a fig leaf when he's wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

07 - GOD knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist's or haircut appointment by himself.

06 - GOD knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

05 - GOD knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

04 - As the keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

03 - Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when GOD caught him hiding in the Garden.

02 - As the Bible says, 'It's not good for man to be alone'.

01 - When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!".


Source:
AndyChaps "The Funnies"
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/andychaps_the-funnies

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(It is our practice in The LORD My Dad on Wednesdays to lighten up and post humor or inspiration. We do so to call attention also to the humorous facet of the LORD's character.--SDO)